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Bryson “Tater” Stott

Alex “Ka” Bohm

Brandon “Duck” Marsh

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Love these

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Nikki Stixx for Castellanos

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Nice

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Okay, I actually love Rhysus Christ.

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Lmao that one is good, chatbot got one right at least

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Stott - Sneaky Stott

Schwarber - Schwarbs/Schwarbomb/ Schwar-"bear"

Turner - Uno Dos Trea / "Trea"-sure / "Trea" - mendous

Hoskins - Rhys Lightning / Big Fella

Bohm - Bohmbastic / Bohmer

Marsh - Marshy Marsh/ Marshmallow

Castellanos - Nick at Nite

Falter - Starry (a nod to the fault (FALT) in our stars)

Strahm - Strahm the Man / Strahm the Ham / Strahm-boli

Ranger - Mr. Rager

Guthrie - Gator

Alvarado - Diablo (spicy)

Cave - Cave Man

Kimbrel - Grasshopper (his stance before he pitches)

Stubbs - Mr.DJ (rumored to be the DJ of the clubhouse)

Walker - Obi Wan (like star wars)

Realmuto - JT3PO (like C3PO)

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Love these EXCEPT for Rhys Lightning haha. Big Fella is solid.

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I love Rhys Lightning !

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thank you!

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Harper's Homers or Harper's Homies (Homer Simpson)

Gold Glove JT

Stubbs - Neo (he looks like Keanu Reeves to me)

Brandon Marsh - Chewbacca

Schwarber - the obvi Schwarbs, Schwarbie, Schwarbomb.

That's all I got right now.

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My sister gave Harper the nickname "Pooner" here a few years ago because she said Harper was close to Harpoon and Pooner was fun to say. He has been "Pooner" ever since.

Also love calling Ranger..."Ranger Rick"

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Pooner! Lol. Definitely fun to say.

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Regular Season - Himbo Castellanos

Postseason - Nicky Playoffs

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Haha these work

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I like Stotty for Stott, but “Snack Pack” could work with a nod to Puddin’ Head.

I always call Bryce “The Chosen One.”

Castellanos is Daddy. Nick Daddy or Daddy Nick or Daddy Castey. Or just Daddy. Castellanos is Daddy.

Does anyone else call Seranthony “Sir Tony?”

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Snack Pack is great & feels extra appropriate for a member of the daycare. I love it

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Love these, especially Sir Tony

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I miss Harry K. How many nicknames from 2008 were his doing? Or announcers in general? ESPN started and many great nicknames were born. Doesn’t seem like anyone does that anymore. Best we’ve got is Barkann declaring BCIB for JT (which works BTW). AI took a hilarious stab at it. I’d love to see nicknames and “Flotillas” make an appearance at CBP again.

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This is a great point. Miss Harry K so much.

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Stotty 2 Hotty — Bryson Stott

Ash Trea —- Trea Turner

Schwarbz — Kyler Schwarber

Harp— Bryce Harper

Nicky Dubz — Nick Castellanos

The Martian — Brandon Marsh

JT — JT Realmuto

Bohmer— Alec Bohm

Roger’s Son - Kody Clemens

Telemuuuundooo — Edmundo Sosa

Wheels — Zack Wheeler

Noles— Aaron nola

The Sheriff—- Ranger Suarez

Taijuan Walker, Texas Ranger

Pastrahmi and Cheese - Matt strahm

Caveman— Jake cave

Got nothing for the bullpen guys.

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"Roger's Son" lmao

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Schwarber - Schwarbomb (like Sabrina said) or Schwarbinator

Hoskins - yes Rhys Lighting!!!!

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Love Schwarbomb for the home runs but not sure about it for Kyle himself. Does it work for both?

I am in the minority on Rhys Lightning, for sure.

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That’s true but how about the Schwarbinator (spelling) that Wawa uses.

Yes you are right John, you are in the minority with Rhys Lighting 🤣🤣🤣

Unfortunately I don’t think that will be an issue after this season but I sincerely hope not. I want him back

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I definitely like Schwarbinator.

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*Alec

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