My sister gave Harper the nickname "Pooner" here a few years ago because she said Harper was close to Harpoon and Pooner was fun to say. He has been "Pooner" ever since.
I miss Harry K. How many nicknames from 2008 were his doing? Or announcers in general? ESPN started and many great nicknames were born. Doesn’t seem like anyone does that anymore. Best we’ve got is Barkann declaring BCIB for JT (which works BTW). AI took a hilarious stab at it. I’d love to see nicknames and “Flotillas” make an appearance at CBP again.
Bryson “Tater” Stott
Alex “Ka” Bohm
Brandon “Duck” Marsh
Love these
Nikki Stixx for Castellanos
Nice
Okay, I actually love Rhysus Christ.
Lmao that one is good, chatbot got one right at least
Stott - Sneaky Stott
Schwarber - Schwarbs/Schwarbomb/ Schwar-"bear"
Turner - Uno Dos Trea / "Trea"-sure / "Trea" - mendous
Hoskins - Rhys Lightning / Big Fella
Bohm - Bohmbastic / Bohmer
Marsh - Marshy Marsh/ Marshmallow
Castellanos - Nick at Nite
Falter - Starry (a nod to the fault (FALT) in our stars)
Strahm - Strahm the Man / Strahm the Ham / Strahm-boli
Ranger - Mr. Rager
Guthrie - Gator
Alvarado - Diablo (spicy)
Cave - Cave Man
Kimbrel - Grasshopper (his stance before he pitches)
Stubbs - Mr.DJ (rumored to be the DJ of the clubhouse)
Walker - Obi Wan (like star wars)
Realmuto - JT3PO (like C3PO)
Love these EXCEPT for Rhys Lightning haha. Big Fella is solid.
I love Rhys Lightning !
thank you!
Harper's Homers or Harper's Homies (Homer Simpson)
Gold Glove JT
Stubbs - Neo (he looks like Keanu Reeves to me)
Brandon Marsh - Chewbacca
Schwarber - the obvi Schwarbs, Schwarbie, Schwarbomb.
That's all I got right now.
My sister gave Harper the nickname "Pooner" here a few years ago because she said Harper was close to Harpoon and Pooner was fun to say. He has been "Pooner" ever since.
Also love calling Ranger..."Ranger Rick"
Pooner! Lol. Definitely fun to say.
Regular Season - Himbo Castellanos
Postseason - Nicky Playoffs
Haha these work
I like Stotty for Stott, but “Snack Pack” could work with a nod to Puddin’ Head.
I always call Bryce “The Chosen One.”
Castellanos is Daddy. Nick Daddy or Daddy Nick or Daddy Castey. Or just Daddy. Castellanos is Daddy.
Does anyone else call Seranthony “Sir Tony?”
Snack Pack is great & feels extra appropriate for a member of the daycare. I love it
Love these, especially Sir Tony
I miss Harry K. How many nicknames from 2008 were his doing? Or announcers in general? ESPN started and many great nicknames were born. Doesn’t seem like anyone does that anymore. Best we’ve got is Barkann declaring BCIB for JT (which works BTW). AI took a hilarious stab at it. I’d love to see nicknames and “Flotillas” make an appearance at CBP again.
This is a great point. Miss Harry K so much.
Stotty 2 Hotty — Bryson Stott
Ash Trea —- Trea Turner
Schwarbz — Kyler Schwarber
Harp— Bryce Harper
Nicky Dubz — Nick Castellanos
The Martian — Brandon Marsh
JT — JT Realmuto
Bohmer— Alec Bohm
Roger’s Son - Kody Clemens
Telemuuuundooo — Edmundo Sosa
Wheels — Zack Wheeler
Noles— Aaron nola
The Sheriff—- Ranger Suarez
Taijuan Walker, Texas Ranger
Pastrahmi and Cheese - Matt strahm
Caveman— Jake cave
Got nothing for the bullpen guys.
"Roger's Son" lmao
Schwarber - Schwarbomb (like Sabrina said) or Schwarbinator
Hoskins - yes Rhys Lighting!!!!
Love Schwarbomb for the home runs but not sure about it for Kyle himself. Does it work for both?
I am in the minority on Rhys Lightning, for sure.
That’s true but how about the Schwarbinator (spelling) that Wawa uses.
Yes you are right John, you are in the minority with Rhys Lighting 🤣🤣🤣
Unfortunately I don’t think that will be an issue after this season but I sincerely hope not. I want him back
I definitely like Schwarbinator.
*Alec